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Tail chasers

I Like Coffee My Dog Maybe 3 People T-Shirt
$27.00 $27.00 $43.33
Sale $16.33 (37.69%)
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color black
Size 6XL
In stock: 50
Description

☕🐕 The Most Relatable Quote for Dog Lovers! ☕🐕

Finally, a shirt that perfectly captures your social priorities! Perfect for introverts who love coffee, adore their dog, and can only tolerate a select few humans, this hilarious quote tee speaks to everyone who knows that dogs are simply better than most people.

☕ Coffee & Dog Lover Features:

  • ☕ Coffee Obsession - For those who need caffeine to function in the human world
  • 🐕 Dog Devotion - Celebrates the unconditional love of our furry best friends
  • 😂 Funny Quote - Hilariously honest about social preferences
  • 🤷‍♀️ Introvert Pride - Perfect for those who prefer quality over quantity in relationships
  • 👕 Cotton Comfort - Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort

😂 Relatable Humor Benefits:

  • Perfect conversation starter with fellow introverts
  • Great for coffee shops and dog parks
  • Ideal for expressing your authentic personality
  • Wonderful for connecting with like-minded people
  • Essential for those who 'get it' moments

☀️ Summer Style Perfect:

  • Short Sleeve Comfort: Ideal for warm weather
  • Cotton Quality: Breathable and comfortable all day
  • Unisex Appeal: Perfect for men and women who relate
  • Casual Versatility: Great for any relaxed occasion

🎯 Perfect For:

  • Coffee Addicts: Those who can't function without their daily brew
  • Dog Parents: People whose dogs are their favorite companions
  • Introverts: Those who prefer small social circles
  • Humor Lovers: People who appreciate honest, relatable jokes

Wear your priorities proudly with this perfectly honest tee that celebrates the three most important things in life: coffee for energy, dogs for love, and maybe a few good humans for balance!

Flattering fit

Enjoy the flattering glove fit and buttery soft feeling as you wore them for the first time 

Soft & comfy

Aircooling fabric dries 8 times faster than cotton to keep you dry & cool

Fabric we used

The world-best spandex LYCRA ® BLACK and premium nylon TACTEL® fiber

High Durability

Maintains the same quality even after multiple wears & wash

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Frequently Asked Questions

Find answers to common questions about our pet products

Please refer to our detailed sizing chart available on each product page. Measure your pet's chest, neck, and length, then compare with our size guide. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for comfort.

We use high-quality, pet-safe materials including durable nylon, soft cotton, and stainless steel hardware. All materials are tested for safety and designed to withstand daily wear while keeping your pet comfortable.

Most of our products are machine washable on a gentle cycle with cold water. Air dry to maintain shape and durability. For specific care instructions, please check the product description or care label.

We offer a 30-day return policy for unused items in original condition. If the size doesn't fit your pet, we're happy to exchange for a different size. Return shipping is free for exchanges within the US.

Standard shipping takes 3-5 business days within the US. Express shipping (1-3 business days) is available at checkout. International shipping times vary by location, typically 7-14 business days.

Our products are designed to fit most dog breeds, from small to large. However, some breeds with unique body shapes may require special consideration. Contact us if you're unsure about fit for your specific breed.

We're currently developing wholesale programs for groomers, trainers, and pet stores. Contact us at [your email] to discuss bulk pricing and partnership opportunities."

"If your pet doesn't love the product, return it within 30 days in unused, original condition with tags/packaging for a full refund.